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50 shades of fed up

[earphoned]

But you started the whole thing. And now we're stuck. What else do you want to discuss, Shuichi? Birds and bees?

[ He's the worst. ]

also including their sequels: 50 more shades of fed up and 50 shades maybe freed from minato

[exponere]

Please don't.

[ here is your favourite icon. shuichi wishes he could hang up right now. this is the worst. kokichi is nothing compared to minato. ]

If you tell me who you want to kiss, I'll tell you who I want to hold hands with.

[ well... if they're stuck in this convo then shuichi would much rather go back to the previous topic rather than discuss the birds and bees. ]

there's no such thing as freed from minato

[earphoned]

Isn't that obvious? Maki.

[ It went better than expected??? Although I made myself sad but it's okay. I deserve it. ]

I can almost hear her "do you wanna die", too.

[ He's gross. ]

hey........................ it's good to dream now and then................

[exponere]

Wait, really? You'd want to kiss Harukawa-san?

[ i actually realized that i don't think shuichi has ever found out that minato and maki were a thing?? he probably has the impression that they're close after the whole camping thing but not an Offical Think ]

[earphoned]

[ There's no better moment to let him know, this is fine!! ]

Harukawa...? Ah, right, that's her.

[ What is remembering surnames. ]

Is it really that surprising? Oh...I guess I've never told you.

[exponere]

[ ...? ]

Tell me what?

[earphoned]

When two people like each other...

[ Where is he going with this...?! ]

[exponere]

[ don't worry, minato, that's kind of enough for shuichi to immediately go: ]

--wait, you're with Harukawa-san--?!

[ WAIT WHAT what kind of detective is him for not even knowing???? ]

[earphoned]

[ Maybe if he was an "ace♥detective" instead of "ace☆detective". ]

You didn't notice?

[ The question is should he tease him about Kaede or not. Don't think he forgot about gacha hell. ]

[exponere]

[ help him become an ace♥detective instead, minato ]

Well, I knew you two were close but...

[ he just thought they were really good friends??? like how he and kaede were really "good friends"........... ]

[earphoned]

[ It might take 32804932490328 years, though... ]

Very close.

[ Responding to this after that previous tag is bad for my heart. But it will go on. ]

Maybe just as close as you and...

[exponere]

[ that icon and this tag... ]

... as?

[earphoned]

[ You're welcome. ]

Good luck, Shuichi. Go get her.

[exponere]

[ bans minato from everything ]

I-- I don't know what you're talking about--

[ there's this quiet thought that follows "i already got her" but i will again leave it to you if you want minato to hear that or not 8) ]

[earphoned]

[ Ichi, you know me. I'm not going to pass up a chance like that. ]

Already?

[ My, my. ]

I didn't know you're such a player, Shuichi.

[exponere]

[ DAMN YOU TELEPATHIC NETWORK!!! ]

I-It's not like that! Nothing really happened!

[earphoned]

[ BLESS TELEPATHIC NETWORK!!! ]

So how is it like?

[exponere]

How's what like?

[ DAMN YOU!!!!!! ]

W-We just went on a date. That's all.

[earphoned]

I'm happy for you, then. I'd pat your shoulder if I could. Good job, Shuichi. Are you going to tell me everything or do I have to ask?

[ For some reason, Minato thinks it's going to be the later (or none, tbh). ]